JD has had a long trail of tragedies and it continued with his latest wife giving him a facial. John showed up on the tee Friday at the St Jude looking as though he was paying tribute to Al Pacino. Of course the steak knife John’s wife used to stab him in the face can’t be found. No word on if they have found her or John’s kids. Naturally, JD’s performance at the St Jude turned south. Hopefully this story has a good ending like JD gets the role of Jason in the next chainsaw massacre.